Things you donýt want to ask an African.
ý You're from Egypt? Cool! Did you live in a pyramid?
ý You speak English very well. Was it hard to learn?
ý Who is the president of Africa?
ý You guys have houses?
ý Do you guys wear shoes in Africa?
ý How do you get from Africa to America?
ý Tell me, how do you survive in the jungle?
ý Have you seen or kill a lion?
ý Do you have to have a license to ride camels?
ý So when are you going back to Africa?
ý Do you have MTV in Africa?
ý Do you have road in African?
ý Say something in ýAfricanýýýthere is no language call
Africaný.get dat shit off your mind.