why bicycles are better than women...............
bicycles don't get pregnant,
you can ride any time of the month.
bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
you can share bicycles with your friends.
when riding you and your bicycle can arrive at the same time.
bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you have.
bicycles don't care if you look at other bicycles.
bicycles don't care if you buy bicycle magaznies.
you don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your bicycle.
if you say bad things to your bicycles, you don't have to aplologize before riding it again.
you can stop riding your bicycle as soon as you want it won't get frusted.
bicycles don't get headaches.
bicycles don't care if you are late.
you don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.
you can ride your bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet it's mother.
the only protection you have to wear when riding your bicycle is a decent helmet.